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Facebook Polish

When you go back on your facebook and delete uninteresting or pointless posts or comments that you previously made.

Oh you know, just facebook polishing.

by Mr. Cheesespread April 21, 2011


facebook remorse

The fear and regret felt when you wake up to numerous notifications on the morning after a night of drunk facebooking.

I woke up to 56 facebook notifications and I don't remember posting anything...major facebook remorse.

by bethm January 31, 2012


Facebook Marketplace

The only place where you can buy a luxurious mansion with 6 bedrooms for only $44.
Or they can take the opposite approach and charge $22,000 for a Twinkie.

I spent $300 on Facebook Marketplace and those 4 private jets are coming tomorrow.

by Deadboydoor517 April 23, 2023


Facebook Dad

Man who posts about their child on Facebook appearing to be a great father.

In real life makes minimal effort on anything to do with child and gets offended if this is pointed out.

Will use photos from child’s mother to appear he’s making an effort.

Too busy chasing women, Probably has a cocaine/drink problem and is banned from driving.

oh look he’s posted another photo on Facebook of his child without him present and with a generic unimaginative quote he’s such a typical Facebook Dad.

I never saw or see much of my dad he was more a Facebook Dad.

by RealityHurtz1 February 15, 2023


Shit-Facebooking

The act of posting random, sometimes rambling nonsense or eruptions of garbled logic as a result of imbibing alcohol or other intoxicants.

"Sorry for my long post last night -- I had what I thought were some good story ideas, so I posted them on FB. Today, though, it appears I had too much wine and was just shit-Facebooking."

or

"Ignore Jacob's lame jokes on his page. I happen to know he had some buddies over last night and they were shit-Facebooking."

or

Shit-Facebooking is the new Drunk Dialing.

by dailywordnerd May 5, 2010


facebook bottom

When your in a college fraternatey and you recognize a girls ass because her ass has been taged in so many picutres.

Bro! Is that that girl Sue? Damn I recognize that ass from Tina's facebook! That's a facebook bottom to remember.

by William Bee Cartright February 3, 2011


Facebook Proverb

Proverbs created by people on Facebook through status messages that finds its ways across the world.

i.e. "Nothing is going right today, so I'm going left"--Facebook Proverb

by [/|{The_Doctor}|\] January 18, 2011