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Going naked on the webcam, or doing something dirty for real.
Sha, you were totally doing stuff with the food, with that random guy!
So what's up?
You know!
What?
Do you wanna do stuff with the food with me?
Totally!
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One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.
Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"
Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."
Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."
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If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."
"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.
I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.
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When, male or female, a person tends to eat a lot of fast food and developes large, pudgy breasts.
"I think I might ask Laura out!"
"Ewww, she has fast food titties!"
"Umm... Janet, do you think I've gotten fat?"
"Yeah! Look at those fast food titties!"
"Sob!"
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Farming.
Discovered 10,000 B.C.
Remember to always respect the people who do this for a living. As a legend once said, "It ain't much but it's honest work."
Many people tend to forget the word "farming" and tend to call it the infinite food glitch. In reality, farming isn't really that "exploitative."
Pun intended.
A female masturbating a mans Cock penis. He had trouble getting it upHard On so I fixed his food for him.
Fixing his food. A female masturbating a mans penis cock. He had trouble getting it up so I fixed his food for him.