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Behold, a human!

What Diogenes said to Plato, holding a chicken with no feathers in his hands, as plato once said: "A human is a bipedal animal with no feathers."

"Behold, a human!" *presents chicken*

"What the fuck?"

by Poopoo Consumer June 1, 2023


Human Ceiling Fan

A form of body suspension. This act is when you attach hooks to the foreskin or scrotum. Then you are suspended and have a friend spin you like a ceiling a fan. A great way to reduce stress!!! To preform the human ceiling fan you must posses a strong foreskin, scrotom and have an extremely strong core strength!

Hey man, I have had a really stressful week. Can you come by tonight to give me a spin? Looking to preform the human ceiling fan!

by TheCreaper April 29, 2024


Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.

I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!

by DumbFxck April 23, 2024


human npc

People that behave like an npc.

Belik (the human npc):

"Don't have a good, have a great day!"

by Međed November 3, 2022


Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.

person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"

by Minuteman's abused dog January 29, 2021


Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023


Sexiest Human Alive

Brantley Hall

The sexiest human alive is Brantley Hall

by That bitch$ October 7, 2020