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When you really really fucking stink like melted pig diarrhea. You stink to an extent where everyone you know wants you dead and you ruin the Earth's Atmosphere, with your stinky fucking stench.
Damn, you stink like the fucking New York Yankees. You Stinky Fuck!
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Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
Part of "High As Fuck" by Jon Lajoie.
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The phrase explains how great something is. Only in use to describe the best things.
That party was mint as fuck
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What you answer when someone asks about something completely illogical that happened.
Fred: I don't give a shit.
Chris: Well, I don't give a shit about your shit either.
Fred: You mean the shit that I don't give?
Chris: Yup.
Fred: So basically, you don't give a shit when I don't give a shit? That doesn't make any sense.
Chris: Well, fuck logic.
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When a male proceeds to stick a chimichanga up another anus (male/female) then eats it.
Me and Jimmy tried to chimichanga fuck, it worked so well
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when the streaming pauses during an online video in order to load, causing severe frustration for the viewer
Scenario: Two people watching an online video
Person 1: Awww, that shit is gnarly man!!!!
Person 2: Oh no way, brah! This video is sick!!!!
Person 1: This is so cool. Wait. no, nO, NO! ... FUCK!!!
Person 2: AWWWWW!!! BUFFER FUCKED!!!!
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In general, to do everything but the intended purpose of the task planned.
1. An unspecific way of saying one engaged in sexual activity but not necessarily have intercourse, or penetration. To make out and play around, but not fuck.
See mess around.
2. To engage in unproductive activity to avoid doing something more productive. To avoid doing something but keeping yourself busy doing something else.
See malingering
1. "Did you hit it yet?" "Naw, we just fucked around."
2. "I was supposed to do my paper three days ago, but fucked around and ended up turning it in late"
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