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To Exchange Sexual Incounters for New Rims and Tires.
Your tires are looking bare , You better call up Jonas from Lander Lube.
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This is a amazing spectacular friend that you can pick up from your nearest Home Depot
Tyanna: hey did your Kaitlyn from Home Depot come in yet?
Jett: not yet but hopefully I’ll get her soon!
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Why would I be paying for DICE, ORANGE JUICE and CHEESE SALAMI myself when I turn before I pay in MENLO PARK giving up my "BIRTHRIGHTS TO G00GLE ALPHABET" when the VENTURE CAPITALISTS FROM TORONTO is SQUIRT after SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN for being a POINT MAN at MANDALAY BAY they give me $20 to EAT and disappear immediately into the SUNSET.
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I am so gratefull to have met you, i dont know how to tell you how much
i love you there are just no words to express it, i know i told you this already
but its true i just dont know any words to express how i feel about you
when i look at you i am filled with joy and happyness a felling in my chest and stomach
how my heart gets warmer when you smile at me and i just cant help but smile back cause
i am so happy when i see you smile and laugh it just sings to my heart
when you are happy sometimes it makes me tear up i would almost cry
its funny, you are the first person to make me cry ))))
you just make me so happy =,)
I love you from the bottom of my heart i wish i could hold you everyday and just
love you with all my being because i cant live without you
and i dont ever want to lose you the music of my soul,
shit i am tearing up just thinking of holding you =,))
I've never met someone like you to make me feel this way
so loved and so happy, you truly are my wolrd and the only thing that i want
is to make you happy, you are the half of my soul that i was missing
and i wanna thank you for completing me, us, completing us =,) <3
From the love of your life, I LOVE YOU <3
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A play on "brother from another mother" in spanish which translated means "son from another penis".
Joe's and his brother John have the same momma but different fathers making Joe a Hijto from another pito.
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When some one eats to much taco bell and kfc and has diarrhea so bad that he shits so hard there asshole is as wide as there head
how was your day
not to bad, but i had steel shards from god
Ewww
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I don't have a definition I'm confused on how to define the sentence. It was written reply back to me in a text conversation.
My words to this person first in the text conversation between us. I said we are enemies and his reply
back to me was this Removed a dislike from an image.
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