Fruit Snacks

Another creator of friendship, almost as powerful as the granola bar.

C2: since you don't have a granola bar, the only way we can be friends is if you have some fruit snacks.

Person 1: I already ate my fruit snacks

C2:

Fruit-snacks

Used to partially restore friendship with a C2. Although not as strong as granola bars (usually doesn't allow you to start a friendship), fruit-snacks are still a great thing to have on hand when dealing with C2s.

I forgot to bring a granola bar today, so I had to use my fruit-snacks.

tin of fruit

When someone isn’t wired up properly

Check that tin of fruit over there, he is a few sandwiches short of a picnic

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet

Brendan is fresh fruit

Fresh fruit

When someone just comes out of the closet, but they don’t realize that they’ve actually been gay there entire life

Brendan is fresh fruit

Fruit pie

Something you call a gay ginger, not because you hate him, (most likely) but it’s because they have red hair and you know what’s red? Cherry pie/ fruit pies. Cherry pies are pretty fucking good just like ginger kids’ cocks! -Jared from subway.

Brendan’s a fruit pie.

sudden fruiting

when u shove a fruit up your ass

Dude! You need to try sudden fruiting!