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Smell what I'm stepping in?

Do you understand what I'm saying

So that's the plan for today, smell what I'm stepping in?

by CorvetteChris March 31, 2016

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I'm in love with my car

A song written by Roger Taylor from queen.Who locked himself up in a cupboard until his song about having sex with cars
Is allowed

John:it's a bit weird Roger what exactly are you doing with that car
Brian:I'm in love with my car?
Roger: ITS A METAPHOR BRIAN-

by MiniJohnDeacon January 18, 2022

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I'm sweating like a Broman

A phrase commonly used by students at WHS to describe oneself when perspiring alot.

The word "Broman" is the nickname given to David Hurst, an overweight student at WHS who is well known for the large amount of sweat that constantly drips from his body.

Ergo, I'm sweating like a Broman means to sweat as much as David Hurst.

Essentially this phrase is a hyperbole because ofcourse nobody could really sweat as much as Broman does.

Person 1: I'm sweating like a Broman.

Person 2: I know, it's like 40 degrees.

by Phazon March 1, 2005

34๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm wearing green underwear

What people say to keep people from pinching them when they forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day. It's perfect because the pincher can't disprove it without being a creeper, which is a more serious offense than not wearing green on St. Partick's Day. Also works with bras for girls.

Note: Doesn't work if the pincher is an actual creeper.

Sean: Hey you! You're not wearing any green!
Rebecca: Yes I am, I'm wearing green underwear.
Sean: Let me see!
Rebecca: Pervert.
~pinch averted~

by Valentine Todd March 18, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stereotype Me, I'm Irish

Stereotypes include but are not limited to: Drunks or being drunk, bar-brawling/brawlers, leprachuans and unsophisticated twats.

It's also the perfect Shut the fuck up/stfu sentence to some leprachuan-chasers.

"The Irish have always been victims of terrible stereotypes- that we're drunks and bar brawlers.
It makes me so mad i'm gonna get drunk and punch someone"- The Black Donnellys NBC

Guy1: hey hey- can you get me a four leaf clover?
Irish Guy: Stereotype me, I'm irish.
Guy1: Wtf?

by Cillian S October 14, 2007

37๐Ÿ‘ 43๐Ÿ‘Ž


I'm going to commit suicide

When someone is deliberately trying to end their own life. It normally happens when one is depressed

Nick: "I'm going to commit suicide"

Charlie: "Please don't, we can get you all the help you need"

by Chronicpain July 28, 2022

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I'm kool on yo ass

when you feel like beating a trick down or getting them told, but the present circumstance doesn't permit you to, but it is understood that that ass will get got

Meredith, I can't believe you brought up what I did in front of the boss, but you know what I'm kool on yo ass.

by Snap Crackle Pop February 26, 2008

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