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The most trustworthy person you know. He always has your back and is just a great guy in general. He is usually short. He knows how to take a joke and can be shy at times. He is athletic and fast, and loves to be competitive.
Guy: did you hear about the new guy Jacob?
Girl: yeah, he seems cool
Jacob usually dates a girl named hannah and he is also ugly and has a big dick and his girlfriend is usually a hoe and is blond headed lol he usually breaks up with his girl in 2 weeks and he is a poor basterd with no father and they are divorced.
Wow that's jacob, dating a Hannah so predictable...
Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough
im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week
A boy with a fit dad bod and aids
person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob
Jacob is the sweetest guy you will ever meet, a true friend you'd be an idiot not to have. He is an instant hit with the other men and usually has a monster cock. Jacob is usually shy at first but once he lets you in is the most chill coolest guy you'll ever meet, also he's Gay as fuck.