Light switch Bipolar

The act of or reaction caused by an individual with diagnosed or undiagnosed bipolar disorder, where as the individual changes emotions from happy or normal to sad or manic within an instant or a "flick of a switch" often with for no apparent reason.

Fred: "today we should order in pizza and have everyone come for lunch"
Me: "that sounds like a great idea"
Fred: "a great idea? it's my idea and if you think your going to get credit for it I will cut your head off and drink your blood".
Me: Fred has a classic case of being "Light switch Bipolar"

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finding the christmas lights

looking for christmas lights to make a noose.

i'm finding the christmas lights so i can end my suffering.

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Lighting cover-up

When a game developer drenches everyone and everything in their game with really shiny lighting, to cover up the fact that the graphics are shit. Not to be confused with cel-shading.

Mario Kart Wii, Fallout 3, and Grand Theft Auto IV are great examples of lighting cover-up.

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fuck to the speed of light

What I keep muttering in my head over and over and can’t stop thinking. this phase doesn’t have any meaning; it’s an incessant noise always going off in my head.

Me: What do I want for breakfast this morning?
My head: Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light! Fuck to the speed of light!

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might look light

What attention grabbing slurs or otherwise quite irrelevant to societal contributions and development, perhaps undereducated females say when their outfits,shoes,handbags etc look seemingly understated YET they feel its a "heavyweight" ensemble!!!

"Might Look Light" BUT LOOK I HAVE ON DESIGNER LABELS!!!!

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Red Light Challenge

When procceding to a stop light roll down your windows and turn up the radio. Procced to randomly spaz out into dance and look at the other drives who are stopped. If you are lucky the other drivers will do the same.

Driver- "Damn those girls are in that car are fine!"
Passenger- "We should hit them up with a Red Light Challenge"

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Rise up lights

Is used to sound British, to say razorblades, in a British accent.

Man 1: Oh my gosh, say Rise up lights really fast and it sounds like your saying razor blades in a British accent. CRAYZEEE!

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