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Also known as "National Geographic Boobs", plate-in-lip boobs are large, droopy breasts often with a dark ariola (sometimes referred to as the "titty circle"). Plate-in-lip boobs can be brought on by quick and overzealous weight gain, pregnancy or old age. A woman with plate-in-lip boobs normally desires the look of a more lofty sweater kitten and can acheive this with either duct tape and Ace bandages or extensive plastic surgery.
At 7 and a half months pregnant, I've developed a severe case of plate-in-lip boobs and would look more appropriate with a stick in my nose and metal rings extending my neck than in Gap Maternity clothes.
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Large and supple lips, perfect for sucking dick - meant for it, in fact.
Man, that guy Chase Wallen has the biggest pair of Dick Sucking Lips I've ever seen on a man... Maybe he's meant for it...
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A moustache.
I see Derek's got residue on the upper lip.
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When your lips are red from drinking red wine.
Dude, I just drank half a bottle of Merlot, hence the red wine lips.
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big lip mcraney is a legendary warrior said to take the life force of every unfortunate soul during marching season who is put on parade rest for the event. there are many different rumors as to how he came to be big lip mcraney. The first legend told, those by the great 2016 band members, is this:
Big lip mcraney started as a young man in the south east town of big brain. Big lip mcraney then was crust lip mcraney, and he simply could not catch a break conducting his middle school band because of his pretty much shedding lips. He was always being told he’d never have full, luscious lips. Then one day, he had a wonderful idea to put one of his disobedient trumpets in parade rest. Suddenly, the light left his face and a big, light energy started to emit from him. That energy transferred to crust lip mcraney’s lips, and his lips were no longer crusty. From then on, big lip mcraney swore to take the life force of anyone who challenged him on the field, making his lips, bigger, fuller, and glisten more and more each time.
Residency of big lip mcraney is unknown, other then leaving to the hot water area, seeking stronger life forces for his thiqque lips. We shall never know if he will return the life forces of those poor souls, but all we know is that one day, he’ll return to once again take the life force of those who don’t know their sets, making his lips the most powerful beings in the cosmos.
trumpet: dude, i didn't learn my sets. what's gonna happen to me?!
big lip mcraney: P A R A D E R E S T
saying meaning "don't worry about it." Used as a means of encouragement when a friend is feeling down. Especially popular when a friend feel rejected by a member of the opposite sex.
He was a douchebag, girl just brush yo lip.
adj. Term used to describe lips that have been over injected.
Lips that are disproportionate to the facial symmetry due to plastic surgery.
Lips like that of the vintage toy The Sock Monkey
That chic from the Real Housewives has some serious Sock Monkey lips!
Lisa Rinna (before they were reduced), Melanie Griffith, Donatella Versace