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wild Lukes are often found in the Middle School forest. These creatures are often described by researchers as fatherless, short, homophobic beings. Lukes diets are often made up of Chick Fil A and a bit of water, as that is all they need. If you have a pet Luke, make sure to feed it often, or else it will bite you.
Person 1: what is that terrifying being?
Me: Its.. a Luke
Tends to be very thirsty. Look up light-weight for more info.
"Luke couldn't even get 185 on bench... what a thirsty light-weight."
A fat kid that loves mountain dew and Doritos
Luke is so fat
Lukes usually have really attractive family members like a younger sister and a mother. Lukes also always have glasses and are melts
Wow luke has stupid glasses but his sister is hot
Luke is usually very athletic!!! He tries his best in EVERYTHING he does and is nice to everyone!
Luke is VERY attracting to girls who feel lonely, he makes them feel loved....
A luke is someone you will want to keep in your life FOREVER!!!!:)
person 1: OMG he is so fricking cute and sweet!
person 2: you must be talking about luke:)