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paddler with a vicious tendency for splashing and flexing.
"This paddler has good technique but wicked splash. He must be an angry muffin"
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To let loose flatulence while two partners are sleeping together in the same bed.
His "muffin in the oven' was horrifying his spouse!
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a male slave of sex.
I have a muffin-slave for every night of the week.
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A Cheese muffin is something absurd and really nasty
Bobby: Sarah stands on the corner giving out free cheese muffins
Billy: EWW that's nasty
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1) A muffin for horses.
2) A term of endearment for close loved ones.
Woman: Guess what? I made tacos tonight!
Man: Aww, you're so great, horse muffin.
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When a guy is all up in that pussy and the girls cherry pops. The guy relizes the cherry poped and he gets a muffin to soak up all the blood. Then when all the blood is soaked up the girl eats it!!!
PJ poped the cherry and made her eat that bloody muffin.
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When a bitch comes up in a club and slaps or takes your baked goods
Dang i was up in the sizzler last night and that muffin man took my crescent roll!
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