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The result of a woman shitting on a mans chest hitting his nipple and the act of him pressing a glass half full of water against it and shaking. The use of the liquid varies. Commonly called dnp and way more popular than you’d thing in the southeast.
Jerome wanted to make some dirty nipple water last night so he had tina shit on his chest and she obliged.
Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.
Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.
When someone is being so damn stupid and not realizing its their own damn fault for the situation they are in
Person 1: Yeah man like Im being bullied online I dont know how to stop it
Person: Are you serious right now you Twin Peaked Nipple Blower?
Aids of the nipple
Oh my god did you hear what happened to nate? He got nipple aids from his girlfriend.
When a muscle mommy has trenned away all of her titty fat making her nipples look like 3oz of water in used condom duct taped to "her" pecs.
God, I'd love to titty fuck her, but a horse cock isn't big enough. Her nipple sacks can't get within 2 feet of each other. Damn you, tren.
A person (typically gay male) with a fetish for male nipples. Typically in reference to men with oversized pectorals. Someone who is aroused by the sight of nipples and nipple play.
“Knowing the nipple pig that I am my muscle Alpha put me in sub space with one flex of his pectorals”
“Hey dude, sorry I couldn’t help but checking you out. Your pecs are huge! Don’t tell my wife, but I’m such a fucking nipple pig.”
“When he convinced me to get my nipples pierced, that’s when I realized I was truly a nipple pig.”
A derivation of “calm your tits down”, but more detailed. Told to someone who is freaking out or overreacting to something.
Calm your nipples down, it’s not that serious!