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what happens when you have a test tomorrow that you forgot to study for.
"ah man, im sleep deprived from studying for that test today."
When a man is masturbating while asleep.
Example 1
Friends Wife - "Can I ask you a personal question regarding your friend?"
Husbands Friend - "Shoot!"
Friends Wife - "I caught my husband masturbating while he was asleep and I could not wake him up."
Husbands Friend - "Was he making Gorilla sounds?"
Friends Wife - "YES! YES HE WAS!
Husband friend - "What you witnessed was an art form known as SLEEP WHACKING, sleep whacking is multi-tasking at it's best."
Example 2
My buddy was telling me about his marital affair the other night. It involved him sleep whacking and it put him in the doghouse.
Trying to keep yourself up for so long that you eventually feel high, but you’re not high, you’re just sleep
“Dude I feel sleep toasted, I’ve been up for 30 hours and everything is funny.”
when u screech in your sleep
Hannah was screaming in her sleep! She is a sleep screecher!!🤭
When someone ejaculates in another persons ear while they are sleeping
I had a girl over and made sure she had a soundless sleep
when you stick it in, then just let it go limp while you both read books.
We wanted to catch up on Harry Potter, so we were sleeping in the driveway.
Ludicrous Sleep Demons are demons from the LSD that kidnap unhappy people and take them to their own personal pocket dimension. The most notorious Sleep Demon is Bald James Charles, a floating head with the popular makeup artist, James Charles' face but missing his teeth and hair. BJC is currently watching over an unknown youtuber named Beneficial Gamer, and Princess Peach from the Mario series.
Help, I'm being taken by Ludicrous Sleep Demons.