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Jason why does you're fart smell like cum, you little custard bum
To slap your victim's backpack so hard their balls quiver.
Paul:Ah shit Peter just bum- rushed me so hard my penis retracted.
Kolby: Bum-Rush?
Paul: yeah it's To slap your victim's backpack so hard their balls quiver.
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A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.
Dick :
Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?
Harry:
Yeah man
Tom:
That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.
He is a f#$#ing coffee bum
Sally:
WTF is that smell!?!? ?
Harry:
It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.
Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
When a person’s asshole hair is so long that it appears like a beard between their legs.
I swear that Eric has a bum beard, I saw it when we were changing in the locker room.
A Bum-Stress (n.) is a synonym of a "sulk", basically meaning 'getting annoyed for a really stupid reason.
Related:
bum stress Pissed Off
Girl: STOP IGNORING MEEEEEE!
Boy: What are you talking about?
Girl: You aren't replying to my texts! DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING?!
Boy: I forgot to reply to ONE text! Stop getting in a bum-stress about it...
Someone who can get their drivers permit but doesn't have it.
Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (Gasp in disbelief) Fuckin Permit bum
when you put mentos up your bum then proceed to butt chug coca cola, then creating a bum fountain
friend 1: i have mentos in my prison wallet and am proceeding to pour coke into my rectal cavity
friend 2: oh no your anus is exploding with coke and a nice menty smell creating a bum fountain