fuzzy hair

A person with very obscene hair that sticks out like a fucking porcupine!! Maybe one day it may take over the earth and we may all have to eat fuzzy hair chips from school..well no biggy its like that now.Mostly modeled by werewolf (creepy) boys. Mabye women aswell will capture this terrible desease. if the werewolf boys DO take over the world it will be from the safety of there own back gardens.

Person: wow i like your hair!
Person 2: Yeah duuuude its so like duude LOOK AT MY HAIR!
Person: i gotta find a mop can i use you as it?
Person 3: FUCK HIM USE HIS FUCKING HEAD AS BLOCKADE FOR THE RACIAL TERRORISTS!!
Person: Terrista?
Person 3: Fuck wit! Its terrorists
Person 4:Hi everyone!!
Person 3: Who the fuck are you and were the fuck did you come from?
Person:uhh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!!!
Person 3: why the fuck OOOH NOO ITS TAKING OVER ME!!!
UHHH IM A RETARD...uuh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!

5👍 17👎

Cunt Hair

A person who is completely useless.

Person 1: "There she is, sleeping on the job again..."
Person 2: "Dude, what a fucking cunt hair."

28👍 150👎

hair band

Heavy metal bands in the late 1980s in which all the members have hair that's long and frizzy

Quiet Riot and Thin Lizzy are hair metal bands.

3👍 9👎

leg hair

Fucking nasty ass hair that grows on your legs and for some reason men think it’s like OK for them to have like whole ass guinea pigs on their legs, the fuck

Yo Jimmy’s got some nasty ass leg hair.

Yo Jimmy get those fucking guinea pigs off your leg

4👍 10👎

ginger hair

The worst thing it is possible to have. It is believed to have originated when some Egyptian god or other decided that bad people deserved to have a ridiculous colour hairdo. When shaved can often be mistaken for a Scotch egg.

David thinks he's cool because he has loads of ginger hair. He isn't.

64👍 405👎

kewl hair

hair that looks awsum....spikes...dreadloks..mad styling...bright colors...crazyness..heaps of gel...:P

ben:omg! my kewl hair is lyk benji's out of gc!!!!except not as long..omg!i have to grow my kewl hair!!!

5👍 19👎

hair shirt

When a hairy guy shaves his upper arms right below the cuff of a short-sleaved shirt. When the shirt is removed, his hair resembles a hair shirt.

'You're swimming with your shirt on?'

'That's my hair shirt asshole!'

15👍 72👎