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when you get an erection but your penis is bent like a boomerang.
Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa
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The art of being such a dick people hate it--Just like they hate getting a salsbury steak
Jim: Suck it Mike!
Mike: Dude you're acting like a real salsbury penis right now!
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When a boy/man hasn't masterbated in so long his sperm becomes solid and clumps up into little pebbles.
Damn that was painful, I just ejaculated penis pebbles!
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Mexican dicks are really big, girls get suprised by the massivness.
I sucked a huge Mexican penis last night with angelle
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This anatomical Holy Grail is the source of much strife, immaturity and insecurity amongst younger males with no conception of the inner workings of its female counterpart. In actuality, rigidity is a far more important factor in stimulating the female genitalia than either girth or length. Girth, secondarily, is often said to be noticeably more important than length, provided one possesses at least the length of the girl's longest finger (tiny girls don't require the same proportions that tall girls do).
Five and a half inches is the average length of the American penis, so chances are very good that you have all the equipment you need. Relax, watch some porn, learn how to use what you have.
Sam: "How the hell does Ying get all the girls? He can't have more than four inches!"
Joe: "Cocky bastard knows how it's done, I guess. Wish he'd teach us something... No homo!"
Sam: "Haha, 'no homo' indeed! I still say you need a big penis."
Joe: "Aaaaand that's why you're still a virgin."
Sam: "Shaddap."
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Anyone who masturbates with frequency and urgency.
"I'm the penis popper, popping my penis all day. I'm the penis popper, popping my penis my way."
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A more polite term for cockqueef. See also: dick fart or quofe.
Noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air escaping the penis through the urethra.
After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but let a bubbly penis queef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
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