Force 5 Domination

Domination so severe that all five senses, sight, hearing, touch, smell, and taste, are all completely overcome and rendered useless. Annihilation to such a degree that the victim feels they are unable to use all five senses in an effort to defend themselves, i.e., the feeling of being surrounded by complete darkness as if in a vacuum due to overwhelming domination.

Derek: Have you seen Braveheart?
Steve: You mean the movie where William Wallace Force 5 Dominates the English Army?

Justyn: You ready to play some Madden?
Ryan: You ready for the Force 5 Domination?

Teresa (Lying in bed)
Mark (Walking into bedroom): You ready to be Force 5 Dominated?

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5 Minutes in and out

To presume that a task will be short in length, when in reality it turns out to be the complete opposite, and an unbelievable nightmare to boot. First used by Sir Laurie Painter of Salisbury

"Listen I've got a quick job for you, 5 minutes in and out"

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5 second rule

an excuse to eat food off the floor.

Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE

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November 5-10

You Have To Kiss som1 u rlly like

or ask som1 to kiss u during this period
so all u ppl who have never kissed any1 let’s go and u can’t say no or backout

Dude it’s 5th Tmw U need stay clear of the girls from November 5-10

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5 bucks on eBay

An expression used to describe something really cheap. It doesn't necessarily have to be 5 dollars or on eBay, but it generally means cheap.

Person 1: Check it out!
Person 2: Cool! Did it cost much?
Person 1: It was like, 5 bucks on eBay

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5 Dollar Lobster

1. A'n extremely poor person of economic society. They often can not pay loans or keep secrets if they suspect it may land them cash if they tell others. They are desperate saps, often pretending they are rich to get the attention of celebrities. They also rely on very low end things that cost 5 dollars or below.
2. One of the many specialties of Las Vegas resort bistros. To keep up the supply and interest (and budget) tourists, they must lower the standards of food. AKA: The 20.00$ lobster was lowered to 5:00$ one

1: "Tod, did you see that poor sap trying to take that hot bitch to Tojo's? I bet he can't even afford the place!"
Tod, "Poor guy, I really hate those Five dollar lobsters!"
2: Jim: "Shit, I just got e-coli from that meal"!
Tod: "Damn, the notorious 5 dollar lobster strikes again"!

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5 finger fillet

A game called 5 finger filet, knife game, nerve, or bishop. To play, a person takes a knife, (or a safer pointy object like a marker or sharpie), places his/her palm on a flat surface, and attempts to stab the spaces between his/her fingers. Numbered spaces are -

1. Behind the thumb
2. Between the index finger and thumb
3. Between the middle finger and index finger
4. Between the Ring and middle finger
5. Between the Pinky and Ring finger
6. Behind the Pinky

In Europe, the order of stabbing is:
1-2-1-3-1-4-1-5-1-6-1-5-1-4-1-3-1-2 (repeat)
In America, the order of stabbing is:
1-2-3-4-5-6-5-4-3-2-1 (repeat)

Those posers use markers for 5 finger fillet I use a tanto.

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