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Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.
You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.
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5 sex gods that give teen girls sexual frustrations, indescribable feelings, and put them in fragile states.
Tumblr fans know everything about them. If you question their omniscience or love for the boys, they will shove carrots up your bum.
One Direction puts me in a fragile state.
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word used to ask someone if they want a bong (cone) instead of saying the actual word just to keep it on the down low.
"want some hot ones mate?"
"hot ones all round?"
"packing some hot ones bro"
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That magical moment when it only takes one wipe of the toilet paper after taking a winnick
I took a Winnick and it turned out to be a one wiper, I should buy a lottery ticket today!
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1.) Derived from Strong Bad's Teen Girl Squad comics, where each character is named "The (adjective) One". 2.) Code name for one girl in a group of friends living in Chicago 3.) Bestowed upon her ironically, in recognition of her sarcastic and mocking attitude towards corny, encouraging statements such as "You're number one!" 4.) Alludes to her constant acquiring of phone numbers, due to her witty conversation starters and remarkable charm
After returning with another phone number: "She isn't called The Number One for nothing."
"I dare you to do it. Or aren't you The Number One?"
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The latest recruiting catch phrase. Replacing "Be All That You Can Be (In The Army)". Seems like a strange way to describe the new kinder, gentler Army. An Army Of One, "One" is an acronym: O=Officers N=NCOs (Non-Commissioned Officers) E=Enlisted.
No example needed. Army Of One, Hooah!
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This thing will be a failure. It requires you to connect to the Internet once every 24 hours in order to play games. Kinect is required for it to work. You have to pay a fee to play used games. This is not a gaming console anymore its a huge vcr now
ogskdhgjds ihgkldsfhgklfandlkturd Xbox one
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