Beer Break

When watching a movie at home and someone needs to rewind it for something they missed it gives the other people in the room the opportunity to grab another beer.

Hey, do you mind if I rewind that part I missed while taking a piss? Nah, go ahead I was about due for a beer break.

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beer fort

Remember the good ol' days at the age of 9 when building forts was awesome? A Beer Fort is a fort constructed while drunk. The fort can be made of many other materials than just pillows and blankets because, as adults, we have access to money, power tools, and lumber yards...as well as beer kegs.

Hey altalp! Check out this killer beer fort we made!

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energy beer

Any beer consumed while in a state of exhaustion or fatigue.

Milo: How much is left in the U-Haul? I'm tired as hell.

Brady: We just need to move one more couch into the living room and then I'll have Rhonda get us some energy beers.

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Beer pressure

A force which sways one to act in a way one would not normaly act... usually after the copious consumption of beers.

"I was beer pressured to... take my pants off at the Bar Mitzvah" and run while singing "danger zone"...

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Beer Swap

While at a party that is serving a large amount of alcoholic beverages such as beer, one or more individuals urinates in an empty, or slightly filled beer bottle without anyone looking. The bottle full of urine is then placed in the back of the refridgerator to ensure that by the time someone finds it, they will be fairly drunk and wont immediately notice that it is full of piss and take a sip of it. This can be done with various other beverages but beer seems to be the best to use to pull this off because of the large numer of beers at parties and many bottles are colored and thus, makes the color of the urine less noticeable.

We pulled a beer swap at the party last night. The guy who got it was so drunk that he didn't even know it was piss until he took 2 sips. After he found out though he puked on some chick's face.

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Beer-sleeve

A total nerd. Like a person who spills beer on their sleeve.

That kid doesn't know how to dance. What a beer-sleeve!

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beer cocktail

A beverage consisting of some fruit juice and beer. Typically drank by metro sexual dumb asses who don't have the testicular fortitude to drink whiskey or Guinness.

Orange juice and Budweiser.

Man Girl 1: What would you like to drink?
Man Girl 2: Oh, my vagina hurts too much today. How about a beer cocktail.
Man Girl 1: You bet, don't forget to wear your dress and Gay pride sticker.

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