Muffin Pump

Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym

Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?

Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.

pump dumb

When a girl experiences her brain progressively shutting down or feeling foggier with every pump of a penis during sex. The intense physical sensation overwhelms her mind, leaving her temporarily dazed and mentally blank.

"By the third round, I was so pump dumb I couldn’t even remember how to spell my own name. I just laid there, smiling like an idiot!"

pumping the pipes

Smoking a fat blunt

We were outside during the party pumping the pipes.

Yabby pump

The art of giving someone a flogging by using the un dominant hand to hold them by the collar and giving them a jab with the dominant hand

He disrespected the Misso so I gave him a couple yabby pumps

MANDATORY FAG PUMP

A FAGDOMEN EXPANSION

To make you SHIT a lot.

Listen ANAL ALAN oh wait this JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE is a PUSH PEDOPHILE as to be truthful ALAN I WALDMAN your EGO IS HUGE I MEAN the MANDATORY FAG PUMP as take that PLASTIC BOTTLE and use this MANDATORY FAG PUMP to match your EGO as make that FAGDOMEN EXPAND and hurt like they did this to BABIES , LITTLE GIRLS AND LITTLE BOYS in those PEDOPHILE COLONIES who were too young to even have an EGO.

Hey ANAL ALAN good news as that MANDATORY FAG PUMP will rellay make you a nice big MANDATORY SHITEATER MEAL for bon appetite and you can also make a MANDATORY SHIT SANDWICH.

Fresh Pump

When your muscles temporary expand or get more defined after a quick bursts of workouts

Let's go to the gym and get a fresh pump.

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

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