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I went to order out for pizza, when I got the pizza, i put some black, ultra-spicy hot cajun sauce on the pizza, when i finished the pizza, i was blowing fire and sweating like hell when i ate the cajun pizza
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When you fold a girl into the shape of a pizza box, and carefully open her top like the top of a pizza box
Lemme pop ya lid open like a pizza box
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Pizza left out past when it could still be good, as would be found after an apocalypse in many homes and businesses.
1. We went scavenging around in the houses on that street the other day, and didn't find anything worthwhile or interesting, just the usual zombie pizza.
2. Sometimes at a house where students live, all the food you can find is zombie pizza.
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To perform the Bellacinos Special. You need first a large pizza, 1 tub of garlic spread, and 5 packets of mustard. Your partner and you must be in a back hoe with an enclosed cab. Then place the pizza on your girlfriend and dump the garlic spread on her ass. Also remember she must be laying. take 4 packets of mustard and squirt them in her crouch area and then squirt one in her eye. Stick your dick in her rear and eat the pizza off her back. then when ur dick is covered in garlic spread stick ur dick in her pussy and wait til it is covered in mustard then stick ur garlic/mustard flavored dick in her mouth and blow your load. she will enjoy the special.
Wow me and my gf really had fun last night. She loves the pepperoni pizza special
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to go and masturbate.
ive just seen dot cotton on the telly. back in a bit, gone to eat pizza
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Best pizza place where you can get good quality pizza for a cheap price, really is one of thee wildest pizzas. You cant deny the power of the Caesar
"Oh god, Lil Caesar's pizza really is too wild for my own good, orgasms shall peak once again."
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