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Doing something Unreasonable; trying for something that will never happen
Guy1: I'm gonna ask suzzie to the Prom
Guy2: Your just killing a cow with an onion ring dude. That will never happen.
When a man takes a mouth full of pop rocks and spits them into a woman's anus. He then inserts his penis for the popping sensation
My neighbor accepted my gift of a Texas ring pop
A game for those who are brave enough to lick the Sterling Heights Art Installation. A.k.a. The Golden Butthole
Example:
I bet John $40 dollars that he wouldn't "tongue punch the golden ring" last night and that crazy son of a bitch actually did it!
When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb
Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .
Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!
Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.
It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.
It is about to go down? Then it’s time to ring the gong. It is an expression that completely captures the essence of intensity and adrenaline.
Ricky: Bill we saw your girlfriend Lucy flirting with some Italian guy at the bar
Bill: What’s the address
Mike: Oh shit. Ring the gong!