Rule 38

One of Gibbs's rules from NCIS: Your case, your lead.

Tony: Aren't you going to interview him?
Gibbs: This was a case you worked when I was retired. Rule 38 DiNozzo.

Rule 116

if there's a hole, you can fuck it. if a guy states that you can't fuck it, declaration of this rule inclines them to fuck said object.

guy 1: fuck a duck!
guy 2: I don't think that's possible bro
guy 1: rule 116

rule 202

When faced with a choice between saving your mother or the monster energy manufacturing plant, you must choose the monster plant. every time, no exceptions.

Columbian drug lords are holding my mom inside the monster energy plant, they say i have to choose which to save but the other will be eliminated. sorry mom rule 202.

Rule 249

Everyone on the internet is horny. 24/7 No exceptions.

Person 1 "Dude why are your (insert Social Media here) Friends so horny?"

Person 2 "Dude, I don't know what you expected, I you about Rule 249."

Person 1 "Yeah you're right I guess... I shouldn't be surprised, really"

-Discord is a prime suspect of being a part of Rule 249

Rule 13

Absolutely no n00bing

Yeah, he had a wide open lay-up which would've won the game, but he missed it. He was breaking rule 13 all over the gymnasium.

rule 103.6

The rule which states the rules cannot affect themselves or other rules unless the rule specifically mentions it, meaning you cannot envoke rule 34 or rule 6 on the rules.

reader: "I envoke rule rule 34 on the rules, porn pl0x"

editor: rule 103.6

rule of thumb

A rule from the old days, in which a man could beat a woman with something no bigger than his thumb. It is now used in common language, and most people don't even realise the origin.

According to rule of thumb, you must be this tall...