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Definition one: When a girl puts a jack o’ lantern on her head with a mouth hole cut big enough to suck dick.
Definition two: When a man inserts his penis into the bottom of the pumpkin with all it’s innards and finishes inside; then pumpkin guts and seeds stick to his dick once removed.
He wanted foreplay on Halloween night so she grabbed the pumpkin and gave him a sloppy pumpkin.
Over Halloween, his wife was out of town, so he performed a sloppy pumpkin and roasted the seeds afterwards.
The sexual act of achieving orgasm by using a rotting pumpkin as a makeshift male masturbatory aid.
I was taking out the trash and I caught my roommate giving himself a sloppy pumpkin with the jack-o-lanterns we threw out a few weeks ago. Ugh, it's almost Christmas, it was nasty.
When a homeless man shits on another homeless man
Damn! Did you just see that sloppy Robert!
A sloppy Hannah is when a curvaceous brunette girl forgets to put her clothes on before her zoom class.
Bro did you hear about sarah! she pulled a sloppy hannah in 3rd period
a female that is busted from head to toe or non approachable.
We went to the club the other night and there were nuttin but SLOPPY WOPPIES in that bytch!
Tater tots with butter chicken curry on top (no rice), placed into a bun. Can be served at funerals or marriage anniversaries, or given to guests at a haunted manor.
I mean, yeah, Aunt Greta isn’t coming back, but fuck, dude, I get a Sloppy Theo! Who gives a shit?
When she peels a mardarin orange while he hits it from the back, climax is achieved onto a slice that is then enjoyed by both parties. Add peel shavings for a fancy touch.
"Where did all of the fruit go?"
"Oh, Andrew gave Becky a Sloppy Mandarin last night."