"Hi mum, just going to meet Harrrrrissssosnosisn Smith. He's three years older than me and we met online, but it's fine, I promise!"
only the man (or dilf) with the fattest, most juicy thick 12-inch monster cock on planet earth
"his dick was soo big, not as big as Erwin Smith's tho"
a top lad, trusty and you can always rely on him. he will be there for you when you need him. has a great personality he is weird and crazy in his own ways he is a loving person.
i saw a calan smith and my coochie got wet
Ugly rat that no one likes and cheats on girls and leaves them for there best friend
“did you know that Nolan Smith is around?”
“WHAT NO YOU KNOW WHAT HE’LL DO?”
Most often used to describe someone who flakes. Often appears to have a box like head and blinks excessively. Uses words and phrases such as: ok, bet, just kidding, and not kidding. Has the mindset that everything he owns is superior to his opposers.
Guy1: I can't believe he said he was going to come to my party but never showed up.
Guy2: he sounds like a total Conner Edward Smith
He’s and absolute shit. Honestly he’s kind of funny sometimes but most of the time he’s an annoying little twat. Every single time you see him you kick him in the tail bone, and he usually just shoves you out of annoyance. Once he shoved you so hard you couldn’t bend your spine, but that’s ok.
Braydon Smith is an absolute bitch!