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Brown toilet paper

You bought this off of some hobo outside of walmart thinking it was a rare strain of toilet paper but you were sorely mistaken. If you possess this, discard of it immediately.

Shit man I think I just got some brown toilet paper instead of legit toilet paper. I was just trying to save money.

by Poopy bed June 9, 2022


no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.

no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User

by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024

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backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013


Toilet Flush Anxiety

The period of time when you couldn’t flush your poop down the first time, and when you couldn’t wait for the tank to fill back up again before a second attempt. Couldn’t flush - get anxious - attempt to flush - Repeat

A: WTF were you doing in the bathroom for an hour?
B: had a toilet flush anxiety. Still wouldn’t go down

by Fabulous Captain April 11, 2019


toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 21, 2021


toilet run

A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.

Holy shit! How did he pull that off?
I know right? That was a real toilet run.

by phlogchamp September 12, 2021


toilet aids

What you get from sitting bare ass on a gas station toilet

I got toilet aids from sitting on a Speedway gas station without putting an ass gasket down.

by Lefty0812 February 17, 2019