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Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter
Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs
Bacon hugs are the fondest, most adoring hugs you can give someone. Means you love them more than bacon.
Spencer: How’s it going with the new guy, Logan?
Falisha: Ok, I think. But he sent me the bacon and the smiley hug emojis. Weird?
Spencer: What!? He’s way into you. It doesn’t get any better than Bacon Hugs. 🥓 🤗
Little flap between your hoo ha and booty hole from tearing during child birth. Usually caused by a bad patch job.
I was about to go to pound town till I saw her sphincter bacon smiling at me.
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
a Cheeto with bacon rapped around them.
Joe: Ey man you got that bacon rapped cheeto other known as a bacon cheeto??
Bob: HELL YA MAN!!!!!!!!!!
A slang term for the male version of masturbation, whereas "shakin'" refers to the motion of the hand gesture and "bacon" represents the penis, or whoopie stick.
Hey man, do you want to come over tonight and watch The Notebook with me?
Nah, I'll be too busy shakin' da bacon.
when that pussy so ugly you slap it with a piece of bacon and get that shit the fuck out of there
fuck that bitches pussy so rank, i went full cunt ragging, bacon slapping and left her ass.