Duck Charge

When the battery of an electronic device is reaching the end of it's usable life; -ing: Leaving an electronic device plugged in for so long that the battery stops working.

Originating from the "Technologically Impaired Duck" meme, when people who don't understand how batteries work think that the longer and more frequently you charge something, the better it will work.

Theresa left her Kindle plugged in for a week and was surprised when it didn't work when she tried to turn it back on. She duck charged that shit.

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sitting ducks

Literally the worst affliction of nausea with diarrhea and vomiting simultaneously where you're sitting on the toilet while ducking into a bucket at your feet to vomit, typically caused by food poisoning.

"I can't make it to my grandmother's mammogram appointment because I've been sitting ducks all this morning."

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duck that meal

Like a duck, you have to go to the washroom as soon as you're finished eating.

Man, I just had a BLT salad and now I have to duck that meal... brb.

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fuck a duck

To feel extremely displeased.

"Oh, fuck a duck that's not what i wanted!!"

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dick duck

A bird with a penis for a nose and is aquatic. Reproduces be sneezing into females pussy square.

That dick duck has a fucking 7 inch nose!

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Daffy Duck

A massive troll who somehow turned into a massive punching bag overnight.

Daffy Duck in the 1940's: Screws with people just because he can and gets away with it.

Daffy Duck in the 1950's: Can't go a single episode without anything bad happening to him. (He deserves it.)

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Peking Duck

Giving the fruitbowl to someone then pressing it on an unknowing or unwilling person.

Pete- Hey John
John- Huh?
Pete- PEKING DUCK!

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