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A girl defacates on a mans chest then the man pushes it all the way down his body
He got the Detroit dump truck last night
Offloading a turd that dropped out at such high velocity it didn’t even make a splash
A Tom Daley dump
Fucking hell mate I’ve just had a “Tom Daley dump”
When a toilet is clogged with poop and toilet paper, but people keep using it and adding to the poop clog untill it fills the bowl.
What's wrong, Billy? I thought you were going to use the bathroom?
Billy: Well, golly I was, but there's already a big 'ol Mexican dump cake in the toilet.
When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
a ritual occurring when three or more people squat with their backs facing each other while taking dumps simultaneously.
After dinner, Bob, John, and Sarah went outback and had a good old family style dump.
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Something that comes out the anal cavity and smells terrible
Guy 1: dude you just did a nasty diarrhea dump
Guy 2: woops
When you dont shit for a week and you punch a girl in the face and knockout her teeth. Then shit on her.
Baby I would like to take you home and give you a hillbilly dump truck.