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Zooey hearts their own text because they are not funny
understanding emotions, knowledge from the heart and not the head.
“that’s heart-sense” similar to common sense, but it’s knowledge from the heart and not the brain.
Something Starbucks loving, Uggs wearing, Live Laugh Love sign sharing women say when they adjust their feelings to fit a situation that wasn't what they wanted or expected. The opposite of realizing life is full of ups and downs and all you can do sometimes is just deal with it.
This Thanksgiving didn't turn out quite like she wanted but she adjusted her heart posture and went along with it like a good conservative woman would.
You are broken hearted and probably have dyed hair
“She Is so Single Hearted”
“What a bitch”
“She sucked Jeremy last night”
Mario was having a good time until out came the Italian Heart Attack
Outwardly expressed feelings of shock, distress & anger when someone is told that something is going to cost way more than reasonably expected.
*you're getting your car serviced at the mechanic*
Mechanic: Your air filter is pretty dirty. We can replace it for around $40.
You: $40?! You trying to give me an Italian heart-attack?! Put it back, I can get that shit at Walmart for 8 bucks!
the most terrible candy imaginable.
Someone: Did you get any candy from your valentine?
Someone else: I got conversation hearts.
Someone: Aww dude I am sorry. Those things are a terrible, stale, chalk-like excuse for candy.