Seduce mike day

September 16 is the day where you should send a guy named mike the most seductive, sexy picture ;)

I just realized what today is, it’s September 16 Its seduce mike day

Mike Liu

Based!

Wow that was SO Mike Liu

Your Uncle Mike a Dyke

Defeats any roast may make world implode when spoken.
Only use when roasts get to strong.

Daniel: Your mom gay lol.
Me: Don't make me do it..
Tabby: Your dad lesbian.
Me: I swear..
Ash: Your granny tranny
Me: NIBBA YOUR UNCLE MIKE A DYKE
*world implodes*

Mike Jenner

Multi-talented, musician

Mike Jenner is a multi-talented person

Mike's Law

In any internet conversation that involves strangers, and where the subject is either war or firearms, the longer the conversation continues the greater the likelihood that a poster will claim to be a SEAL.

Mike's Law in Action: "You obviously know nothing about the AR-15. As an active SEAL I can break one down blindfolded, hence your argument is moot."

Mike Wasowski

He is the green godof the green beans.

all hail mike wasowski

Mike Tyson

Someone who doesn't have more than one round of sex

I was ready to go all night but he pulled a Mike tyson and went to sleep