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Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

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Pleasing Master Wok

1.) What O'niell does in his spair time

2.) Jerking off to feel good

"What the hell is takeing O'niell so long in that bathroom !"

" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"

by Greg Romano November 28, 2004

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shit face cock master

Someon who is always drunk and suck dick all the time

Jon Hoffman is a shit face cock master who does it with Tim Alo every night

by Zach Garrison March 21, 2005

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Master Chu And The Drunkard Hu

A really shitty NES game released in 1989 by Color Dreams. It is one of those shitty unlicensed NES games that came in a weird baby blue cartridge. In other words, don't play it.

"Hey have ya heard of the game Master Chu and the Drunkard Hu?"

"No, but what the hell kind of name for a game is that!?"

"I don't know man. But it's good you haven't heard of it"

by Retard_Ryan June 1, 2022


The Difference Between A Master And A Novice

The difference between a master and a novice is that the master has failed more times than the novice have ever tried -Firudin Aliyev, 2020

This is a quote written by 7th Grader, MMA U16 Champion, Firudin Aliyev

The The difference between a master and a novice is that the master has failed more times than the novice have ever tried -Firudin Aliyev, 2020

This is a quote

by Predator Gaming Clan December 8, 2020


Master Chief Escape Plan

When one utilises the battle tactics and escapology of the Master Chief from the Halo series.

This can be adapted to many games and involves the player shooting anyone who gets in his way, whilst running like a bitch to get somewhere safe, or to an evac. point.

This technique can also be used in conjunction with Master Chiefing It

Thought I'd try shooting my way out, mix things up a little.

How did you get to the chopper, Billy?
I used a Master Chief Escape Plan.

by King Ceri February 8, 2011

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master of dong

Someone male or female who has mastered all types of dong.

Dyaln is the master of dong.

by herffish96 February 8, 2015

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