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When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon
Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"
How gay men describe the bare ass of a heterosexual man
Dude he had the best bear moon. Totally wanted to smash it
More or less, when someone doesn't wipe well enough after a poo.
I went to pay attention to her bicycle spoke, but she had a ring around the moon.
A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.
“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”
my beautiful boyfriend, he is as gorgeous as the moon itself! i love him
i love my moon <3
A post engagement travel celebration where the future groom takes his future bride on a great vacation right after the engagement!
We traveled to the French Riviera on our Engagement Moon and my future bride showed off the 10 table ring engagement everyone!