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Noun: One who steals turds, a thieve of turds.
Tyler Reuter is a turd mongler, he loves to steal my turds!
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Pretty self explanatory.
Asshole. Plain and simple.
Why don't you shut your blowhole, Turd Pump, before I decide to break my foot off in your ass??
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Remembering what you had for dinner the night before, whilst having a shit.
Last night you had a really hot curry and the next morning on the toilet you have such ring sting that it jolts your memory into remembering what you ate the night before, therefore giving birth to a memory turd straight out of your raw ass.
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When Your black friend Shits in the toilet
Oh, Theodore took a Green Turd
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A brown Shih-tzu mixed with Chihuahua that resembles a turd and has Turd Burglar characteristics.
ex: "Aw, my cute little Turd Dog laid mini-me's"
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1. A person who causes intense fright to someone on the toliet. As the person runs out of the bahroom screaming, the turd burglar steals the pooper's poop out of the toliet.
2. An insult
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M.B.: Hey, I hear that dude is a turd burglar.
R.E.: Yeah he stole my turd last week after he scared me out of the bathroom.
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M.B.: You are a turd burglar!
R.E.: That is the most hurtful name you have ever called me!!
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A member of Texas A&M University's Corps of Cadets. Most likely to fling horse poo at members of an opposing school's Marching Band. Sometimes seen using a sabre to defend Kyle Field's "sacred" playing surface from SMU Cheerleaders. Like to grab their nuts and squeeze them to feel the pain that the football team is experiencing. Like to sport military haircuts and be a part of a pretend Army.
Hey man, did you see that dude grabbing his nuts on TV? He must be a Corp Turd!
If you're a Red Raider, you better not let a Corp Turd catch you walking on the grass at the Memorial Student Center, or else they'll beat you up.
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