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an urban dick

Urban dick is someone who uses someones name in a manner that is offensive, or defamatory. Calling women whores, sluts, bitches, tarts and making up ficticious stories about their sexual history has been a passtime of urbandicks for some time, and is a prime example of an urban dick.
Generally it is used for the following purposes
a. to get someone fired, and / or ruin a reputation
b. revenge on an ex who dumped you
c. revenge on your ex's new girlfriend or crush
d. an invalid rape defence
c. the only form of insult an ignorant uneducated retarded lowlife degenerate criminal can think of to discredit someone.

Generally the women targeted by urban dicks are indeed not whores, but high profile, often even celibate people who have enemies due to their wide social circles.
Publishing this information can lead one to believe the editors of urban dictionary are in fact urban dicks themselves, but who knows. If the site had a "report abuse"' button or filter, and stuck to its original objective of providing a forum for the creation of new words and phrases and witty slang perhaps it would not attract so many degenerates.'
An urban dick can be identified by their lack of education and morals, lack of social life, or social skills, extremely demented brain cells that may be contagious, often caused by alcohol or narcotics. These people should be avoided, as they are like wild animals such as snakes who can even turn on their animal friends.

"i was fired because of that whore. I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that i am an incompetent ignoramous without a degree or a clue, and in fact nothing to do with her" - an urban dick 1
"i date raped that girl, so i'll just call her a whore as my defence" -an urban dick 2
"that whore stole (or is trying to steal) my boyfriend, i know she probably isn't one but i am a lowlife who uses bad language so i'll keep saying it." -urban dick 3
"i was arrested because of that whore. (I wonder if it's her fault or because i broke the law)" urban dick 4
"i don't even know these whores, but i was brought up so badly that all my language consists of swearwords, some of which i can't even spell, so i'll keep calling women that" urban dick 5
" i have the mental capacity of a child and no social skills so i spend all my time on urban dictionary making up ficticious rumors about other peoples sex lives because i am so ugly and such an aresehole that i can't get laid" urban dick 6
"i am an narcissistic sociopath who gets off on making other peoples lives hell, so i might go online and call some more women i know whores" -urban dick 7
" I am a mafioso who is made at that whore for ruining my crime syndcate so i'm gonna kill that whore and post lies online for everyone to see" - urban dick 8
" I want that girls job so i'll tell everyone she's a whore" urban dick 9

by policecu January 17, 2011

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Keith Urban

A very talented Australian country singer, that appeared on the scene of country music in the early 1990's and he made it big with his single, 'Your Everything,' on his self-titled solo album. After, breaking up with his 3-man group named, 'The Ranch.'

He has now, won numerous awards and is loved by not only for his electrifing guitar solos, but by his awesomely, hunky great looks. Which, had made him a sex symbol, for many people's eyes.

With, his newer album, 'Be Here,' it has be ceritified triple platinium with over a million album sales. He has made statements that he will start working on a new album in the middle of Feburary of the year 2006.

Keith Urban has been a sex symbol for his accent, personality, as well as good looks!

by KeithUrban'sGirl January 30, 2006

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urban fucker

Peopel on Urban Dictionary who post a name and make the defenition about their boy or girl friend.

"Ashley
The most beautiful girl in the world and shes mine.Ashley is the most beautiful girl.
cute, hott, beautiful, mine, not yours"
this urban fucker

by biches love me! January 9, 2006

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URBAN DICKHEAD

a person who puts real definitions to real words on urban dictionary

Enragement ring: 0 up, 1000000 down
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to marry her.

'URBAN DICKHEAD'

by flipside104 November 17, 2009

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Urban Addict

person that spends a lot of time posting insults on urban dictionary and has no life because they spend all their time here.

person 1: what are you doing when you get home?
person 2: going to urban dictionary duh
person 1: me too

by who cares February 28, 2005

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Urban Saltionary

When your Urban Dictionary submission gets rejected just because it's likely to offend someone or wasn't politically correct. Usually used if the people on Urban Dictionary is being bias with reviews.

Man people on this site don't have any sense of humor anymore. All my submissions were rejected because they had insert politically incorrect word here. They should just rename it to Urban Saltionary.

by Lumlotus December 7, 2016

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urban crickets

black youths with nextels dealing drugs in cities at night

"must be a good night for crack sales, I can hear urban crickets all over the place "

by harleyrench February 27, 2007

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