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whats Virgin Mary 🤞🏻🤞🏻? idk mary but virgin??
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Ronnie macs words
How he refers to how tight his dirt bike chain is
That chain is as tight as a virgin on prom night
When a woman/man sits upon a rotating conveyor belt, only to be surrounded by vast amounts of virgin men who are dying to get a load off and who are also quick on the trigger. The woman lets the man blow his load wherever he so pleases, only within seconds to be surprised by another "snowball", and then another. As men get their load off, they get out of line and let the next man in line get his turn.
Speed and size may vary.
As a soccer mom unloads her shopping cart on to the conveyor belt of the supermarket,
her mind becomes fogged with nostalgia from the past due to the graphic events that she
experienced while enjoying the The Virgin Bukkake Conveyor Belt Bukkake, each item she grabs reminds her of
the of men she has once pleased.
She loses it and hops on top of the belt, only to have all of
the male employees join in on the festivities.. Her child looks at her in shock and awe.
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When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.
Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.
No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!
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Joe: Hey Bob I gave your mom the 40 year old Virgin.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
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The act of licking or having felt the roof of a mouth that does not belong to you for the first time. If you have made out before this does not necessarily mean that you are not a mouth roof licking virgin, because the roof of the mouth is not generally the designated target for the tongue.
Yesterday Alex lost his Mouth Roof Licking Virginity to Chelsea.
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YOU, LOSER!!
Its also the name a very popular movie made by Steve Carell.
You are a 40 year old virgin because you will not have sex until you are 40.
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