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"Do you know Alvin Smith, the black monkey who runs around grocery stores eating banana's? Yeah he's a FUCKING nigger."
He’s and absolute shit. Honestly he’s kind of funny sometimes but most of the time he’s an annoying little twat. Every single time you see him you kick him in the tail bone, and he usually just shoves you out of annoyance. Once he shoved you so hard you couldn’t bend your spine, but that’s ok.
Braydon Smith is an absolute bitch!
A round greasy character, with no self motivation in life. He is known to punch his mum and steal money from his nan
In his downtime he likes to sit in the bando and smoke drugs
I wish to never be a Charlie smith in life
One of the most beautiful girls in the world. An absolute bhaddie. She keeps no secrets and every boy in the world wants her. All the girls want to have those blue eyes and that long blonde hair
Alyson Smith is gorgeous
One of the most beautiful girls in the world. An absolute bhaddie. She keeps no secrets and every boy in the world wants her. All the girls want to have those blue eyes and that long blonde hair
Alyson Smith is gorgeous
Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.
Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.
Andrew Smith is an absolute stallion who gets all of the girls. He bangs anything that moves including " pigs sheep girls guys minors old single ladies and much more. Andrew Smith is also a legendary friend who loves to rap along to lil pump songs. Andrew beats his slaves very harshly when they talk back to him. He also only feeds the children in his basement only once a week. He tends to only eat bagels covered with the blood of orphans. Andrew is an extremely good friend that is extremely skinny and is white as slenderman. He often spends his free time sniffing the hair of minors and makes them give his 18 year old rear end a foot massage.