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when you do laundry in the morning naked and get an erection
“i found a pen in the dryer and got stuck reaching in to get it because of my laundry wood. i called a neighbor to ask for help. they gave me a handjob, and my cum helped me slip out”
The biggest joke ever to grace the existence of Rust he is trash ass at pvp, and everything he does. Furthermore Morgan cheats on his "X Girlfriend" to which he has a small phallus, and deserves nothing more than a useless Rust addiction.
Hey morgan Woods hows your girl xD - switzy
Im better with m2 than you morgay - shocks
eh - dream
Portmanteau of "big dick energy" and "wood energy" (feng shui). Having so much sexual energy it transforms the entire room.
Fahrrad got morning wood energy like he gonna wake up and change the world.
A small town Full of Criminals ,Drug Dealers And my kind of people they always pick fights and has a wawa in it
I love black wood it’s my kinda of town
a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
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he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
The famous line said by Areeb of day today Drylaw and was most famously used in the Ats song Smithereens
Areeb “ you tryna hold this wood”
We’ve all seen horny users on the internet say “would” to a females picture . Ive combined landing a woman, woodland & wood (would & slong wood) together. Typed “Wood 🪵 Land” “ I wood 🪵 land that” ***** The wood emoji must always be used.
(Attractive female posts picture) “Wood 🪵 Land” “I wood 🪵 land that”