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The God of Family Abandonment
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
Noun.
An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.
After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!
a jewish man who, on the first night of hanuka, goes into your home and gives you money, makes you bagels, and does your taxes. ( like santa claus but for jewish children )
joseph : hey ismael what did you get from the hanuka man?
ishmael : oh! some cool stuff like $100, some bagels, and a tax exemption!
joseph : SWEET!
a woman who takes pleasure and enjoyment or just happens to be able to "steal" men for their girlfriends or wives, the opposite of a woman burglar.
look at that woman over there eying our husbands she is such a man burglar
If god is every thing then he may also be a man or a male squirl
God is a man, I agree
(person 1) Hey are you choking on that chicken Sea Man ?!
(person 2) What the fuck
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