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A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).
To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.
Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.
In 20th century prison populations Willie with a suitcase is the man on the outside who is cuckolding you (keeping his shoes under your woman's bed, spanking your kids, and kicking your dog). Primarily used by African-American inmates. The equivalent amongst Latinos is Sancho while for White convicts he is known as Joe the Grinder.
Hey, Tyrone, I hear Willie with a suitcase is keeping a smile on your lady's face tonight.
When you're eating ass and they sneak attack u with explosive diarrhea, and it just keeps spraying out violently. Just like the water fall the fat kid drowned in during the movie Willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Wtf Trevor ik that u hate jordyn but you didn't have to giver her a Willy wonka waterfall!!
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A cock that looks like a fucking coke bottle
(Bottle willy)
Colin has a cock shaped of a bottle
An expression of nervousness or anxiety in response to an experience or description.
e.g. The Lollapalooza crowd gave me the willy fidgets. So many sweaty dudes with thin teenager mustaches and so few exits...
Also: His story of noodling for catfish gave me the willy fidgets. I mean, the idea of reaching through muddy river water and into holes to grab huge prehistoric fish is enough to cure me of my nostalgia for country living entirely.
Janaiya Willis's are perfection at it's finest. They can be the kindest but meanest girls in the world. If you're friends with a Janaiya Willis she will be the best looking person you know with a funny personality. Don't ever get on Janaiya's bad side or you will be in a world of hurt. She can be your best friend, therapist, and girlfriend all in one.
Never turn your back on a Janaiya Willis or she will come for you.
Man: "Is that Janaiya Willis?"
Man 2: "Yeah I'd totally rail her"
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person 1: man i hate that guy tilly willy wock he's so annoying and his music makes my ears bleed
person 2: i can't disagree with you anymore