guy 1: that guy is a total loser nobody likes him
guy 2: yea nobody likes him because he has a willy lowman complex
A slang term used to define the act of inserting one's penis into another person's ear and proceeding to ejaculate therein.
Ted and Bob were goofing around. Ted gave Bob a Wet Willy (An act where one licks his or her finger and proceeds to stick the wet finger into another person's ear.) Not wanting to be outdone by his comrade, Bob gave Ted a Wet Willy. As you might imagine, Ted did not appreciate the Wicked Willy and resolved not to goof around with Bob anymore.
The act of putting a condom on the penis.
Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!
A great youtube-friendly name for a big cock. This great term was made by Chloe Roma. A canadian Males rights advocate, who needs more views. it first appeared in one episode of NO DIQK
Girls who baby trap men get NO willy the one-eyed wonder weiner
The action of absolutely totaling someone or something with ones dick.
Guy 1: "Holy shit man, I got so mad at this game yesterday I still cant believe what I did to my monitor"
Guy 2: "What did you do?"
Guy 1: "I decided to hit it with a Willy wallop, I regret doing it now"
he's the sort of guy who likes lesbians, despite being a dude and he also loves his rowing/biology teachers.
big hairdressing enthusiast.
person1:Willy barbour got 100% in early morning rowing
person 2:what a bender
Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?