shit yo' pants?

aka: For real?

Winston: "Yo dawg, I be winnin' the lottery."
Simon: "Shit yo' pants?"
Winston: "Hellz yeah."

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Mr Steal Yo Girl

That guy that swoops in and takes ur girl at that exact moment you weren’t looking. He can be a close friend or someone you know through other people, but either way, you will hate him because you liked him before he stole yo girl.

It’s Mr steal yo girl

Damn that dude annoying

I take Yo Picsha

This is how Oriental folk speak English when they are very very excited to take a photo of everything and everyone they see when visiting the United States.

Dude check out that chinee guy..he's walking around asking everyone looking at the Grand Canyon if I take Yo Picsha ??? Yes!!!

watch yo tone mf

A more straight-forward and funnier way of "Please think before you speak as it can affect others."

Person 1: "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BLOCK YOU"
Person 2: "watch yo tone mf"

Hey yo ma can i get yo number?

When a horny man asks a random girl (ma) if he can get her number.

Hey yo ma can i get yo number? Girl (ma) slaps guy in the face

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Ima eat yo ass

A slang expression meaning, "I am going to eat your ass", referring to the act of analingus. This expression can either be used in a seductive or a threatening manner.

(Seductive): "Hey baby bring that booty over here 'cause Ima eat yo ass!"

(Threatening): "Bro, you ever pull that shit on me again, Ima eat yo ass!"

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Bust a cap in yo ass

To shoot an individual with a gun.

You bitch, getin all swoa, Im gunna bust a cap in yo ass!

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