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A nickname given to the Coast Guard by the Marines. Usually said in a mocking manner due to the fact that the Coast Guard is rarely in combat and are instead mainly stopping drug boats and pulling six-pack rings off sea life. Contrary to the life of a Marine.
Coastguardsman: I’m in the Coast Guard
Marine: Oh, you mean Uncle Sam’s Canoe Club?
Coastguardsman: Huh?
Marine: Pussy.
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While the dominant male is giving anal sex to the receiver he defecates. The giver is defecating and not the taker, and therefore the giver is packing (it in) and shipping (it out). The name derives from the story that Uncle Sam Wilson of Troy, NY was a meat packer during the War of 1812. The initials U.S. were inscribed on the meat packages to be sent to the Army, and it became legend that the good meat was from Uncle Sam.
I really wanted to go the bathroom and have sex at the same time, so I decided to perform Uncle Sam's Pack & Ship on the toilet.
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A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?
Yes mom
Ok sam samuel samantha sampson
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when somebody lubricates thier fist and inserts it into ones butthole in a punching motion.
" dude my girlfriend is a freak. last night she let me give her a wet uncle sam!"
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when sam says do me, you find the nearest flat surface and grab sam. then you begin to have a macarena battle royale horazontaly. if you succeded in the battle, sam will booty drop in defeat run in shame. if sam won, expect her to zombie boy all over your effing face.
'sam says do me', 'angel says let's go'
'sam says do me', kayla runs in defeat.
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AN IDIOT
BLANK HIM
COMMON
SHOULD CHANGE HIS NAME TO YEHUDA
'WOW Sam Penny's lover (not lover) IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANNOYING'
He is a guy that looks like sam
Hey it’s a guy that looks like Sam!