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Room temperature water that has been sitting out for a day or so.
All I have to drink is this cat water!
Don't drink the cat water!
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The best person ever, a winner, someone who is a pro.
Thank you for taking out the trash honey, you are the cat's balls!
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A Western North Carolina mountain term for moonshine or corn whiskey. The liquor is strong enough to make you run like a scald cat. It's an old phrase not used much anymore, and usually will be in such a thick brogue by those that do still use it that it's barely intelligible to a speaker of standard English. It sounds like shcawcat or skull cat usually.
Y'all, I got a good scald cat buzz on!
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When a man wakes up and finds his erection protruding from the front pocket of his FTL's.
Dude, I woke and didn't know my cat tail was showing through my FTLs,Jan saw it, so she sucked my cock.
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Noun: An improvised weapon of the feline variety. A cat grenade occurrs when one (or more) cats is/are picked up and hurled at the offending party. The Cat Grenade is the preferred weapon of the insane, meth addicts, or the Cat Lady featured in the Simpsons cartoon series.
"That crazy bitch wouldn't leave so i threw a cat grenade at her"
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Trying to get your nuts in a girls ass while getting your penis in her pussy at the same time. Like a Dog in a bathtub, but much harder to do.
We tried the Dog in a Bath Tub, but that wasn't crazy enough fou us, so we tried the Cat in a Pool.
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A sexual act between a man and a women. Also can be man on man. It is similar to scissoring, except it is more majestic and beastly!
Best performed on a long couch.
Dude: Baby lets Cat-Dog
Gurl: meowww
Dude: I guess that means I'm dog
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