Nutty Nutty Fruit Cake

a beautiful word that makes you go bananas

Science Teacher: Zamn!! These crab cakes are making me go NUTTY NUTTY FRUIT CAKE!!
Science class: Nutty Nutty Fruity Cakey

nutty nutty fruit cake

that one thing ur science teacher never stops saying when she doesn’t like something

science teacher: i had to give up my planning period that’s nutty nutty fruit cake

Crotch fruit

Children born by natural child birth.

I’ll be over, just need to find a sitter for the crotch fruit.

Cashew Fruit

A fucked up pear. Basically how one would imagine an alien pear.

“Have you ever seem a cashew fruit?”
“You mean that fucked up orange pear?”

Salon Fruit

The meaner way to say "a gay male who spends a lot of his time at a salon." This also applies if he works there.

That salon fruit was checking out my dad when my mum was getting her hair done...

Fruit snacker

Men who have a unique taste in life, often enjoy fruity things.

Preston always was a fruit snacker, just look at his squared truck.

Brian Fruit

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brian fruit