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When someone French kisses you’re butthole while giving you a handjob
“What’d you do after the party bro?”
“Oh not much, Sara gave me a French reach around.”
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To move slowly or take forever to do something.
Omg, Abbie quit turtling around. Let's go!
An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie
You're trying to do the bush around the beating
The act of making love in an agressive or dominant fashion
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.
Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.
Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?
You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.
Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.