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A farm animal that’s also really short
Me and my friends building a house in bloxburg:
Me: let’s add pool items in the middle of our living room
My friend: do you have pool items in the middle of your living room?
Me: y e s
My friend: oh
Me: let’s add farm animals in the middle of our living room
My friend: I have farm animals in my living room and some are known as my little brother
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A memorable line from the 1988 film Twins, uttered by Vincent (Danny DeVito) when he tells Julius (Arnold Schwarzenegger) that they're, well, fraternal twins
Julius: (gasps) You don't mean...?!
Vincent: Hug me, brother!
(Vincent hugs Julius; Julius freaks out)
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The best all dude school in missouri can beat anyone except blue springs in any sport. St. John de Lasalle is the saint there. Their sister school is St Joe. They are f*cking awesome.
Hey u see Christian brothers college game last night?
Yea they are good af except when agianst blue springs
True
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happens to be the best show on nick.
staring nat and alex wolff. thanks to
the Naked brothers band nick's ratings went up!
they are called the Naked Brothers Band. because
they were running around in there underwear
(when they were young) and started a band.
(im sure u have ran around in ur underwear to)
The Band includes Nat Wolff born December 17 1994
Alex Wolff born November 1 1997
David Levi born November 13 1994
Thomas Batuello born March 31 1994
Qaasim Middleton born January 13 1995 and
Allie DiMeco born June 12 1992
there manager is Cooper Pillot in the show but in real life there all best friends.
and Nat Wolff writes all the songs his self and is very talented. Also Alex writes a few. There show is on Nick mostly saturdays at 8;30. Most characters in the show are all related some way. Jesse Draper, there baby sitter in the show, in there cousin. Along with the Adorable Timerman Brothers who are also there cousins. and so is the principle. A few famous people have appeared on the show like George Lopez, Pete Wentz ect. They show just started as a little movie that Polly Draper, who is there real mother in real life, filmed. She sent it to people and they rejected it, Nickolodean liked the idea and then they made it from there. And they have won over a million children, and teenagers hearts.
Ricky- "Did you see The Naked Brothers Band last night?"
Chelsea- "Yeah it rocked Nat Wolff is so hot"
Gabe- "Man I wish I was as cool as The Naked Brothers Band"
Ricky- "I wish I was as hot as Nat Wolff"
Eric- "Yah man I'm so jealous"
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When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.
It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!
"Nothing But The Truth Brother"
A retarded way of saying it
Sam- Dude, that chick at the mall was hot man..
Edgar- Notting but the turth brother
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People who like the Jonas Brothers. There are many perceptions of us fans, most of them being that we can't spell, or use punctuation. And that we are pre-teen girls. I am a girl, who is a teenager, who can spell. So don't stereotype us all.
The Jonas Brothers are a band made of the brothers, Nick, Joe and Kevin. To me, they are inspirational, talented boys who are just fulfilling their dreams. They may not be to yours or other people's tastes, but don't criticize or hate them- just because you do not like them. They aren't 'gay'- as half of you call them. If they are gay, then why is Kevin married? Nick has dated Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez to name just a few. Joe has dated Taylor Swift, and Ashley Greene- so, obviously, they are not gay.
People think of Jonas Brother fans as girls who hate on you if you don't like them. I don't. I respect people's opinions, and I don't care if you don't like them or their music- but I do care if you start giving them hate. They don't aim to please everyone, and if you don't like them, then fair enough. But me, and many other people across the world, do. Don't hate.
Some Jonas Fans: "Omggg!!!! Jonas brothersss i luv uu so mucH marr y meey! you r so so so HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i luff yaaaaaaaaaaaaa. speek l8r? mwa mwa xoxoxo"
Me: "It is their fault people get the perception that we are thick little children. Fuck them."
Jonas Hater: "Hey, did you see those Jonas Brothers Fans. Those ditsy, pre-teen girls that can't spell. And the Jonas Brothers? They are sooo gay. Like total fags..."
Me: "I can spell, I am well educated. I am a teenager, and of the Female species. I am actually quite clever too. And the Jonas Brothers? I think they are inspirational boys! I don't see why they get hated on, they are just following their dream. I don't just care about their looks either."
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