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Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024


Canadian detox

The art of drilling a hole in a Canadian maple tree and using maple syrup as lube to fuck it.

Me: “Hey Ben I heard you broke your phone on Tuesday
Ben: “Yeah but I’m on my Canadian detox era and I’ve never felt better”

by AbandonedPenguin November 30, 2024


Canadian Skyscraper

when a girl under 5'4" rides a dudes face that is over 5'10" while standing

buddy i gave emily a canadian skyscraper last night

by Bustta_Nudda_Budda August 30, 2019


Canadian Greeting

To fart in somebody's face as they say hello

English person: *walking down the street*
Canadian guy: *farts on his face*
English person: What the hell man?
Canadian guy: oh, its just the Canadian greeting.

by PapaPaarthurnax August 31, 2021


The Canadian Rowboat

One partner will climb on top of the other reverse cowgirl/boy. They will both make a rowing motion while repeating “Stroke, Stroke, Stroke!” The first partner to climax will yell “I Canucked”, then collapse on the other, hold them tightly and say “I’m sooorry”.

I hooked up with this dude last night, we did The Canadian Rowboat and fell sleep, I've never felt so close to someone.

by Quarantine Improv December 4, 2021


Canadian Hello

The presentaation of one’s beaver for sex, oral or otherwise.

We were chillin at my place, then she gave me a canadian hello and I was chowin down.

by Ucosude August 19, 2020


Canadian Proposal

As per Theo Von: "When you moon your buddy that is passed out in a chair."

Also know as a Canadian bar mitzvah.

I took a photo of Will Sasso giving his buddy a Canadian Proposal, and he didn't recognize his own asshole.

by cryptk33pr December 21, 2018