10 second cars

A car that can drive a quarter mile in as fast as 10.999-10.000 seconds

A car that can drive a quarter miles in less than 10.000 seconds is considered a 9 second car, or an 8 second car, and so on depending on how fast the car drives in the quarter mile.

10 second cars are total weaksauce, they are just all the rage on the internet.

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Tiny Football Car

‘Tiny Football Car’ AKA ‘Tiny Car’ is a radio-controlled Volkswagen ID.4 that first appeared at UEFA EURO 2020(TM)

OH! WOW! LOOK AT THAT TINY FOOTBALL CAR!

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Chechen Car Bomb

A mixed alcoholic beverage consisting of approximately three parts Sparks malt beverage with one part vodka. A Chechen car bomb is made by pouring the Sparks into a separate pint glass and dropping a single shot of vodka into said pint glass, chugging the entire concoction until the mixture has been completely consumed.

The most ghetto mixed drink on earth has got to be the Chechen Car Bomb.

I was slammin' Chechen car bombs and smoking crack all day Tuesday in Oak Ridge.

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Yellow Car Game

The yellow car game is a game that is played when one is on the road.

One calls out a yellow car and they only get a point if someone else sees it

Buses and taxis don't count

John: Let's play the Yellow Car Game

Steve: okay

John: Yellow car!

Steve: I can't see it, so it doesn't count

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Jump in my car

The David Hasselhoff medley that men use to pick up unsuspecting women.
Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.

"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"

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Naked car wash

A place where naked women will wash your car for you.

Lets use that naked car wash.

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Dragons Fucking Cars

An unusual and strange paraphilia involving dragons and cars in which, well, are engaging in sexual acts.
r/dragonsfuckingcars is a popular online community dedicated to this paraphilia, often a lost redditor would stumble upon this place and would either find themselves a newfound arousal, or needing to get an eyebleach and forever be cursed with what they can't unsee.

Dragon: *Inserts its majestic penis in the car's black oil-slicked exhaust pipes
Car: Hnnnngggggg AHHHHH HARDER!!!
Dragon: *As its about to orgasm, the dragon retreats its cock and insert it to the fuel tank
Dragon: Ughh I'm gonna cum, FUCCKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Car: *Gets refueled by the dragon's majestic seed
Dragon: (*Pants, *Pants) Hah, that was so good.

Dragons Fucking Cars is awesome

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