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When one gives a guy a handjob
"Clio milked his cow after prom in Texas"
A minecraft serevr for bad people who ahve committed mass felonies. OMG did you know that smp in cow smp stands for Serious Murderous People, no cyap :skull: x7
COW SMP HELLA OVERRATED NO CYAP, :skull: x7
When you fuck a overweight person.
Ey Jimbo go bust in a cow just how ya like it mate!
When a girl lies about her ex/one night stand to her friends to try and embarrass him when her claims are usually 100% bullshit
Girl: you know dat Tyreese?
Friend: the one you hooked up with?
Girl: he got himself a babydick
Tyreese's friend: I hear you got you a babydick
Tyreese: hell no she got that mad cow disease fo sho
Chronic condition whereby twice a day milking just doesn’t cut it. Self milking can occur up to six times especially if the hot cleaner bends over a lot.
This hot weather means pokie nipples and the scent of warm vagina - I got the mad cow disease.
when you piss off a bitch whos over 200lbs
holy shit! that bitches boyfriend wants me and now ive got to deal with mad cow disease